all i can say is im sorry, joe wrote the questions

How many square miles is Djibouti?

Which of these sharks regularly visits the coast of Djibouti?

What is Joe's record for Pizza Hut slices?

You know you want to learn about Joe's anatomy and general health right?

Which one of these animals can reproduce without having sex?

How many times can a woodpecker peck per second?

What percentage of our DNA do we share with chimps?

flag?

What is the capacity of the University of Djibouti?

fLaG

Which one of these animals is owned by the queen?

During the Zimbabwean hyper inflation crisis, what percentage did inflation rise month on month?

For every square mile of ocean how many pieces of plastic are there?

What is the minimum number of ravens in the Tower Of London at all times?

Which way do bats turn when leaving a cave?

What is the capital of Djibouti?

How many glasses of milk does the average cow give in their lifetime?

Which was sold as medicine in 1830

For every human in the world, how many ants are there?

Which of these countries is moving their capital city as theirs is sinking

f l a g

Which one of these animals does not have vocal chords

The mayans worshipped which animals as gods?

By what percentage has the number of animals in the wild dropped in the last 40 years?

agflay?

Which of these flags is not on the Moon

How many noticeable monobrow hairs does Joe have?

How many times was Julius Caeser stabbed?

The Djibouti coat of arms features:

flag?

The Djibouti national football team was dissolved in an attempt to stop poor results? (after ranking 185th in the world)

Joe can lick his nipples

flag?

After that mood killer, you want to be cheered up with funny historical facts

What is the diameter of Joe's left nipple?

Which of these companies owned 17 submarines, a frigate and a destroyer, due to trades with the soviet union?

What continent is Djibouti on?

FlAg

Which colonial power colonised Djibouti?

How many hairs are in a 1cm squared area on Joe's leg?

What was Joe's last recorded blood pressure?

Napoleon was attacked by what animal?

based on current locations how many people would be homeless due to sea level rise by 2100

Which of these Presidents lost the Nuclear launch codes

Current 'hairstyle' joe is rocking (bare in mind he thought he was getting laid this week)

What time zone does Djibouti fall into?

......flag.....or is it?

How many tons of ice are glaciers losing per year?

What is the official death toll of Chernobyl according to the Soviet Union?

How many olympic swimming pools does the Arctic add to the ocean per second?

How much of Australia burned in 2019?

What percentage of Antarctic glaciers are penguin piss?

Which animal is most closely related to a trex?

How many tshirts with pictures of c-class celebs does joe own

The next round is Djibouti trivia

F L A G

in 2015 how many people died in china due to air pollution?

How deep is Joe's belly button

Which buttcheek does Joe have a mole on?

Who wants some flags babyyy?

?galf

The next round is about climate change