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1
what two signs do fish need to have to be kosher
fish are friends not food!!!
one eye bigger than the other
fins and scales
yes!!!
2
who created the earth?
rabbi's, big rabbi's!
not me.........................
Adam and eve with the angels
g-d i guess
3
what day did g-d rest?
everyday! g-d doesn't work
the seventh day shabbat
jan 24th
mothers day. that's why we eat ice cream silly..............
4
who is moshiach
its a restaurant in Manhattan that specializes in meatballs
its not a real word rabbi. sheesh..........
what would Elvis say?!?!?
the Jewish man who will take us out of exile to redemption!!
5
why do Jewish girls light sabbath candles on Friday night?
cuz their mom told them so
to burn the house down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to bring the shabbat glory and holiness into the house
its the Jewish thing to do!
6
what two types of kosher food become not kosher when eaten together
peanuts and people that are just plain old nuts
hot dogs and monkey intestines
parsley and Brussels sprouts
meat and milk
7
what was Adams job?
serve g-d and stuff
unemployed
crypto-anthropologist/accountant
full time husband
8
why do jewish men we put on teffilin every morning?
cuz they remind us of stuff and whatever.
just in case
cuz yo, dem straps are cool!!!
cuz it serves as a antenna to connect straight to g-d!
9
who was noach?
a holy man who survived the flood
a big rabbi who lived over 100000 years ago
a small rabbi from the Johannesburg
its a type of kosher eucalyptus
10
why did g-d make a flood?
because of two brothers who never shared their chips
for undisclosed purposes
the people where bad REAL bad
cuz dude he's g-d he can do that type of stuff