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Jacobs' April Fools Day Jokes
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April fool jokes
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1
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Chocolate Milk
Spoiled Milk
fresh milk
2
What do you give a pig when it's sick?
oinkment
a vet
a pill
3
Why do teddy bears never eat?
they look fat
they aren't real
they are always stuffed
4
What did the burger name it's baby?
patty
sally
pickle
5
Why can't a T-Rex tie their shoes?
They're all dead
They don't wear shoes
The arms are too tiny
6
What side of the cow has the most spots?
outside
inside
Left
7
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
They look like eyes
You never see a rabbit wearing glasses
They taste funny
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Why do bees hum?
because they want to
because its cool
because they don't know the words
9
Why did the birds fly south?
Because it was better
It was too far to walk
It looked fun
10
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
An udder disappointment
A snake
Easy to catch
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What do you call a smart insect?
genius
nerd
A spelling bee
12
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
It was too bright outside
Because her students were so bright
She had a head ache
