Duplicate of Logical Fallacies

I saw a Mexican today - I bet he came into America illegally and he is lazy as hell.

The most popular sport in Turkey is football because everyone is always playing football. 

I have a math exam now so I must find an Asian who can help me study.

My cousin loves chocolate and goes to METH. I love chocolate too. I should go to METH.

Everyone uses AT&T- there must be something they know. Everyone needs to use it immediately.

One of my friends said she liked my necklace and after that it broke and I blamed her.

Ecem crashed my car. It's a fact that women can't drive.

Berfin will marry young because she loves romantic TV series.

I was with my girlfriend and a black cat sat by us. Then we broke up. It's because of the cat.

If young people smoke cigarattes they will start using other drugs too.

Thomas stole someone's wallet and wasn't punished. So we can always steal without punishment.

Ronaldo plays better than Messi because he is a better footballer than Messi.

Simon is fat, but his doctor said he is healthy. So being fat won't cause any health problems.

All Rock and Roll musicians are satanic.

There are 3,000,000 Muslims in the world - why don't you believe in Allah?

Being a member of the PKK is like being a member of the AKP because they both live in Turkey.

People who are pregnant generally eat a lot of cake. My brother does too. He must be pregnant. 

A bird pooped on me. Then I played the lottery and I won the jackpot. Bird poop must be lucky.

All children hate healthy food.

Fifty percent of the population has chosen me. So I'm not walking on the wrong path.

How can we fix immigration? Birds are immigrants, this is a natural process - so be like birds!

Galatasaray is a poor team in Turkey  because it does not have enough money to manage the team.

People who have to have a cup of coffee every day are like alcoholics who need alcohol.

Men will wear whatever is clean.

Learning English is necessary because it is used all over the world.