Who Said It?

Asking for a mint: "BLACK LIVES MATTER"

Romeo would probably lick Juliet's toes if she asked him to. I would too but only if she was fresh outta the shower tho

Me: They didn't have drugs in Shakespeare's version of R&J like they do in the movie ; Who: They were really missing out

"Bro I thought Romeo & Juliet were the first people on Earth"

"I'm watching this young couple outside"

Yo Ms. B, what do you call them? Instupid thoughts?"

"Yo Ms. B I bet you don't know this one" *plays California Girls by Katy Perry*

Talking about Shakespeare: "BRO THEY DIDN'T HAVE AIR FRYERS BACK THEN! Do you know how crazy that is???"

"Nahh you good E-Money" "I don't like being called E-Money"

"Bro if you're feeling froggy then jump"

"I wanna take a bite outta you too"

"What if Bruno went to Mars? What is Alicia lost her keys?"

"Bro, you're looking drippy with the drippy drip"

Trying to spell her own name: "You know, spelling is really hard for me. Sometimes I have to use autocorrect."

"I could cry right now but I don't wanna mess up my beautiful lashes"

"Ms. B why are you acting so nonchalant? Bro we are very chalant."

Talking about Gus and Jalisha smooching in the hallway: "Yo, Gus, could you be my mentor bro?"

Fill in the blank: "He just loves the ______ sauce"