Jackson- Riddles

What do you call a rabbit with fleas

I am lighter than air but a million men cannot lift me up, What am I?

the eight of us go forward not back to protect our king from a foes attack

i'm black when bought, red when used, then grey when thrown away what am I

You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?

If you look at the numbers on my face you won't find 13 anyplace

What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?

I cover what's real; hide what is true, but sometimes bring out the courage in you. What am I?

What number do you get when you multiply all of the numbers on a telephone's number pad?

What language does a billboard speak?

what seven letter word contains thousands of letters

What always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Jodie's mother has 3 children, April, May and what is the third child's name?

What kind of dog keeps the best time?

What do you call a bear without an ear?

What month of the year has 28 days

What has a Heart but no other organs?

What table has not a leg to stand on?

What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

In a certain country ½ of 5 = 3 Using the same proportion , what is the value of 1/3 of 10

tear one off and scratch my head what once was red is black instead.