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1
What do you give a pig when it's sick?
a pill
oinkment
a vet
2
What do you call a smart insect?
genius
A spelling bee
nerd
3
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled Milk
Chocolate Milk
fresh milk
4
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
It was too bright outside
Because her students were so bright
She had a head ache
5
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
You never see a rabbit wearing glasses
They look like eyes
They taste funny
6
Why did the birds fly south?
It looked fun
Because it was better
It was too far to walk
7
Why do bees hum?
because they want to
because its cool
because they don't know the words
8
What side of the cow has the most spots?
Left
inside
outside