stud
bud
Sign up
Log in
Home
Library
Explore
SAT
More
April Fools Day Jokes - Coffee chat Flashcards | StudBud
Explore
/
April Fools Day Jokes - Coffee chat
April Fools Day Jokes - Coffee chat
10 terms
·
StudBud Administration
·
81 plays
April fool jokes
Flashcards
10 cards
F
Practice quiz
P
Host live
L
Questions
10
Answers
1
Why do teddy bears never eat?
they are always stuffed
they aren't real
they look fat
2
What do you give a pig when it's sick?
oinkment
a vet
a pill
3
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
They taste funny
They look like eyes
You never see a rabbit wearing glasses
4
What do you call a smart insect?
genius
nerd
A spelling bee
5
What side of the cow has the most spots?
outside
Left
inside
6
Why do bees hum?
because they want to
because they don't know the words
because its cool
7
What did the burger name it's baby?
sally
patty
pickle
8
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Chocolate Milk
Spoiled Milk
fresh milk
9
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright
She had a head ache
It was too bright outside
10
Why did the birds fly south?
It looked fun
It was too far to walk
Because it was better
