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Why should you wear glasses in a math classes?

Where are average things made?

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1
Where are average things made?
Kmart
in a "satisfactory"
Average Joes
Coles
2
Why should you wear glasses in a math classes?
You can see the board
You can feel smarter
It helps with da vision
You can concentrate more?
3
Why did the bicycle fall over?
It hit a rock.
It was broken.
It was 'too' tired.
It had a flat tire.
4
Why did the math book look sad?
It was missing pages.
It didn't like math.
It had too many problems.
It was torn.
5
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
He was outstanding in his field.
He looked the best.
He was 'fired'
He didn't work
6
Did you hear about the man who lost his left side?
He's now 'alright'
He's now lefthanded
He's now righthanded
He's now sad
7
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
He scared the most birds.
He looked the best.
He was the fastest.
8
What do you call fake spaghetti?
A noodle wannabe.
An impasta.
A pasta poser.
A spaghetti faker.
9
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
They are friends.
They are too scared.
They can't see each other.
10
Why shouldn't you interrupt a scrabble game?
They are trying to concentrate
It's not nice
they might spell a word incorrectly
You might get some "crosswords"