Movie + TV Quotes

“No! Not the bees! Nooooo! Not the bees! My eyes! Arghhhhhhh! Arghhhhhh! Arghhhhhh!”

"Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."

"None of you understand. I’m not locked up in here with you. You’re locked up in here with me."

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

"You come at the king, you best not miss!"

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

"Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat. And cats are useless."

"Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you."

"In California, they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into TV shows."

"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop to look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Drugs are baaaaad, M'kay.

"I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them."

"Well, pleased to meet you, Captain. I'm Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville."

"If you try to run, I’ve got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can."

"Hashbrown: no filter"

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"

"Surely you can't be serious?" "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

"Come on, man. Guns, murderers and crooked cops? I was made for this, bro."

"Just because you shot Jesse James, don’t make you Jesse James."

"There are no men like me. Only me."