How was the poison being administered to the Patrician?

It was in the candles he used to work and read by at night.

The Watch frequently have to arrest dwarves on a No. 23. What is a No. 23?

Running Screaming at People While Drunk & Trying to Cut Their Knees Off

The Guild leaders find a suspicious bag of grayish powder in Vimes’ desk. It proves to be sugar, but why is it grayish?

Nobby had been using the sugar bowl in the canteen as an ashtray.

Originally, the Pax Morporkia meant “Do not fight, or we will kill you.” What does it mean these days?

If you fight, we’ll call in your mortgages.

Desperate to protect the Patrician, Vimes orders a takeout meal that was not prepared at the palace. What is the meal?

A Klatchian Hots pizza, without anchovies.

What happened to the beggar who received the $30 from the sale of the golem?

He died in foreign parts from stepping on a tiger.

What does Dorfl do to make Constable Visit cry?

He asks Visit for more pamphlets.

What does the dwarf battle cry “T’dr’duzk b’hazg t’t!” mean?

Today Is A Good Day For Someone Else To Die!

Finish Sergeant Detritus’ slogan: “Slab: Jus’ Say…”

“AarrghaarrghpleeassennononoUGH”

Why does Carrot tell Mr. Carry the candlemaker that he (Mr. Carry) is lucky?

Because Carrot, Angua, and Cheri found him before Vimes did.

What is Constable Visit’s full name?

Visit-the-Infidel-With-Explanatory-Pamphlets

How does Sgt. Colon avoid being trampled by the large bull that Dorfl released from the slaughterhouse?

He grabs the bull by the horns and rides it.

Important people are demanding that Vetinari fire Vimes for causing so much trouble. What is Vetinari's response?

He gives Vimes a raise and buys a new dart board for the Watch House.

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Feet of Clay Quiz

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Trivia from the book "Feet of Clay" by Terry Pratchett

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1
How was the poison being administered to the Patrician?
It was in his pepper shaker.
It was in the candles he used to work and read by at night.
It was in the ink he used to write with.
It was in the pages that he turned by licking his fingers.
2
The Watch frequently have to arrest dwarves on a No. 23. What is a No. 23?
Breaking and Entering By Tunnelling Up Through the Floorboards
Running Screaming at People While Drunk & Trying to Cut Their Knees Off
Disturbing the Peace By Singing Gold Gold Gold Gold Too Loudly
Carrying a Concealed Scone
3
The Guild leaders find a suspicious bag of grayish powder in Vimes’ desk. It proves to be sugar, but why is it grayish?
Vimes added some dirt to make it look more like arsenic.
The sugar was very old.
Nobby had been using the sugar bowl in the canteen as an ashtray.
It was a trick of the light.
4
Originally, the Pax Morporkia meant “Do not fight, or we will kill you.” What does it mean these days?
If you fight, we’ll put a price on your head & have someone else kill you.
Do not fight, because those weapons we sold you are defective.
If you fight, we’ll stop exporting food to you.
If you fight, we’ll call in your mortgages.
5
Desperate to protect the Patrician, Vimes orders a takeout meal that was not prepared at the palace. What is the meal?
Vole-au-vents and Cream of Rat
Figgins and tea
Curry Gardens’ No. 2 Special
A Klatchian Hots pizza, without anchovies.
6
What is this PLT thing that Angua experiences?
Pig, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich
Post-Lunar Trouble
Pre-Lunar Tension
Post-Lunar Tension
7
What happened to the beggar who received the $30 from the sale of the golem?
He had many adventures and was eventually killed by pirates.
He invested the money wisely and became a businessman.
He met young ladies who didn’t wear clothes and lived happily ever after.
He died in foreign parts from stepping on a tiger.
8
What does Dorfl do to make Constable Visit cry?
He offers to help Visit carry his box of pamphlets.
He keeps arguing with Visit that atheism is in fact a religious position.
He asks Visit for more pamphlets.
He speaks words of blasphemy.
9
What does the dwarf battle cry “T’dr’duzk b’hazg t’t!” mean?
Today Is A Good Day To Die!
For The Honor Of The Kingdom!
A Fool And His Head Are Soon Parted!
Today Is A Good Day For Someone Else To Die!
10
Who owns The Bucket, on Gleam Street?
Igor
Mr. Broadman
Mr. Skink
Mr. Cheese
11
Finish Sergeant Detritus’ slogan: “Slab: Jus’ Say…”
“Go Away!”
“NO!”
“Please!”
“AarrghaarrghpleeassennononoUGH”
12
What did Lord Vetinari give Commander Vimes as a wedding present?
A pair of leather boots for every day of the week
A jewel-encrusted gold badge
A Burleigh & Stronginthearm made-to-measure crossbow, w/ oiled walnut stock
A sedan chair.
13
Why does Carrot tell Mr. Carry the candlemaker that he (Mr. Carry) is lucky?
Because Carrot, Angua, and Cheri found him before Vimes did.
Because Angua was in a good mood.
Because the gollum hadn’t hurt him yet.
Because he didn’t have to pay very much for his gollum.
14
What is Constable Visit’s full name?
Visit-the-Infidel-With-Explanatory-Pamphlets
Visit-the-Wrath-of-Om-Upon-the-Ungodly
Visit-the-Heathen-With-the-Good-News-of-Om
Visit-the-Unbeliever-With-Cunning-Arguments
15
How does Sgt. Colon avoid being trampled by the large bull that Dorfl released from the slaughterhouse?
He grabs the bull by the horns and rides it.
He escapes through a trapdoor into the sewers.
He climbs on the back of a large pig and rides it away.
Wee Mad Arthur helps him climb up a drainpipe.
16
Important people are demanding that Vetinari fire Vimes for causing so much trouble. What is Vetinari's response?
He fines Vimes ten dollars.
He gives Vimes a raise and buys a new dart board for the Watch House.
He suspends Vimes long enough for him to get a good night’s sleep.
He tries to fire Vimes, but Sybil steps in to save his job.

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