Duplicate of Brain Teasers #1

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

 HERE IS AN EASY ONE  Fill in the blank: Oh that's soooo __________!.

There is a hole that is 3 feet wide and 5 feet deep. How much dirt is in the hole?

Three fat ladies stood under an umbrella but none of them got wet. How could this be?

If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in?

If apple and orange made pineapple, what did lemon and lime make?

If an electric train is going north and the wind is blowing south, which way does the smoke go?

A clerk at a butcher shop is 5 feet tall and wears size 12 shoes. What does he weigh?

May's mom had 3 children. Corn dog, and Hamburger What was the 3rd child's name?

Billie's birthday is December 28th but her birthday always falls during the Summer. WHY?