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1
Who has to travel the farthest to get to school?
Eleni
Anne-Marie
Amber
Thomas
2
How many inter-school cross-country events did KPS win in-a-row?
13
3
7
10
3
How many staff members are currently pregnant?
1
Oooo who knows for sure?!
3
2
4
Which football team has the school been forced to support for a number of seasons?
Auckland United
Auckland City FC
Birkenhead United
Glenfield Rovers
5
Which current staff member has been our oldest (and wisest) BT at KPS?
Emma
Milly
Yvette
Mike
6
What common addiction amongst Kauri Park staff is currently not being catered for as well as it was?
Terrible dad jokes
Special cookies
Alcohol
Coffee
7
How many times has the Westpac rescue helicopter landed at KPS for educational purposes? (not life-saving purposes)
3
2
1
0
8
At KPS, what's been the most effective thing to use to get rid of a popular doorway, corridor or sunny reading corner?
Signs
Cones
Walls
Temporary dividers
9
How many KPS road patrol parent helpers have been threatened with bodily harm by a motorist and the case went to court?
1
4
2
0
10
A kindly ex-property manager was asked to stop...
Mowing the fields while the kids were running around the mower
All of the above
Mowing the kids' names into the grass
Giving the kids lollies in his shed
11
How many days overdue was Hunter Christie, son of Tim a.k.a Timotei a.k.a T-Dawg Christie?
9
2
7
4
12
What's the most common thing to find in parents' drink bottles at the KPS Disco or End of Summertime Festival?
pinot gris
electrolites
Coke
water
13
A different property manager caused controversy when he...
Trapped & skinned a possum at school... then kids saw the baby in its pouch
Wore deodorant
Drove his car into the side of a building
Taught a knitting class
14
Approximately how many months after the last End of Summertime Festival are kids still digging up tokens in the sandpit?
24
12
18
6
15
Approx. how many tamariki were in the KPS Kapa Haka group last year?
30
100
120
75
16
That same property manager was also really good at putting his foot in his mouth. Which of these comments did he make?
Congratulations! When are you due?
Sit on my lap while I ride the mower
All of the above
Is mowing outside classes between 9 and 3 really that bad?
17
What is the
main
reason parents might volunteer for a Year 5 EOTC sleepover?
KPS is close to the cafe for morning-after coffee
A great opportunity to have campsite holiday drinks with their besties
Being able to help the teachers with 130 children
The chance to keep kids awake until 1am playing Spotlight
18
At quiz night 2015, which of these things involved the teacher's table?
Team member set his wife's hair on fire
Table Cocaine (fake, before it was on the news)
All of the above
Phone dropped in toilet
19
What year was the KPS 50th Jubilee?
2018
2019
2020
2021
20
How many current members of staff used to attend KPS as a child?
2
4
3
0
21
Which staff member once left a whole class behind when returning from a school trip?
Mr Bigge
Mr Wignall
Mrs Kelly
Mr Watson
22
Which KPS team has had the most pregnancies in one year?
Ū Kaha
Atawhai
Manawanui
Whaiwhakaaro
23
Cheryll Quinn was a teacher/DP who'd worked at KPS for ages before retiring. How long did Cheryll work at KPS?
23 years
17 years
29 years
80 years
24
The gap in the hedge by the Rangatira crossing was caused by a bus crashing through it.
True
False
25
What type of creature can be seen through the Gatman Track at night?
Smeagol
Kiwi
Frogs
Glow worms
26
Who's the teacher in the Clifford costume?
Rob
Tim
Amber
Craig
27
A teacher once burnt their toast in the staff room and the whole school had to evacuate to the bottom courts.
True
False
28
A teacher once chipped a bone off her ankle during P.E. PLD, whilst flirting with the instructor.
False
True
29
How many teachers have resigned from KPS, had the fancy farewell assembly then come back to work here again?
2
6
9
5
30
Last question.....how many platters, bags and other items will be left at Yvette's whare this evening?
We'll find out on Monday coz it's only week bloody 10!
7? ...but Yvette will stash a few and make garden ornaments with others
5?
maybe 3?
31
Nau mai haere mai-welcome to new staff this year. What is the correct age order of our new staff, youngest to oldest?
Emily, Adrienne, Alicia L, Thomas
Emily, Alicia L, Adrienne, Thomas
Emily, Alicia L, Thomas, Adrienne
Thomas, Adrienne, Alicia L, Emily
32
In that team, how many people were pregnant at the same time that year?
1
2
6
3
33
How many cars has Lou Eagles owned in the past 10 years?
2
3
1
4
34
In past years, what essential item were teachers forced to hide so it wasn't confiscated.
Special cookies
Hip flask
Mobile phone
rubbish bin
35
Which current KPS teacher got to spend 5 years in the same classroom before needing to move rooms?
Ms Langton
Mrs Ashby
Mrs Fe'ao
Mrs Durling
36
Before covid, the school has had to lock-down for...
A circling helicopter (yeah right, we'd be locked down nearly every day!)
A drug-bust on Birkdale Road
A gang funeral procession
A boogey-man in the bush
