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April fool jokes
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1
What do you give a pig when it's sick?
oinkment
a pill
a vet
2
Why did the birds fly south?
Because it was better
It looked fun
It was too far to walk
3
What side of the cow has the most spots?
outside
inside
Left
4
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled Milk
Chocolate Milk
fresh milk
5
Why do bees hum?
because they don't know the words
because they want to
because its cool
6
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright
She had a head ache
It was too bright outside
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What do you call a smart insect?
A spelling bee
genius
nerd
8
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
They look like eyes
You never see a rabbit wearing glasses
They taste funny
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What did the burger name it's baby?
sally
pickle
patty
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Why do teddy bears never eat?
they aren't real
they are always stuffed
they look fat