Roast Pig 2022

Most likely to conduct out of tune instruments enthusiastically

Most caffeinated

Most likely to give you a test in Ceramics

Most likely to want the speaker back

Most likely to be getting help from Mr. Dominguez

Most honest

Most likely to volunteer to chaperone all the MS functions

Biggest Thespian

Most likely to take away your desk

most likely to not be in his room

Most likely to impress the fear of god in 5th and 6th graders

Cutest decorated office

Biggest screenagers

Best Impersonations

Most likely to overuse the thesarus

Most likely to be a tiktok influencer

Most hot takes

Most likely to always be in a meeting

most likely to genuinely ask students questions about the material

Most likely to set her out of office reply from Disney World

Most likely to do Indiana Jones impressions unironically

Most likely to use words that you don't know

Biggest Febreze Enthusiast

most likely to know all the students' tea

Most likely to announce his own presence

Most likely to dress like a frat boy

Most likely to get ordained just to marry you

Most likely to make everybody sit crisscross applesauce

Most likely to be singing on the way into school every morning

Most likely to show a seventh grader who's boss

Most selective hearing

Most likely to have an irrational fear of birds

Most likely to get too excited over math

Most likely to feel sorry for you and then still give you the test

most likely to make a sarcastic comment that makes you question all your life choices

Most likely to be looking for Meg

Most likely to be knitting

Most likely to be okay with nicknames

Most likely to reference eminem in class

Biggest millenial

Most likely to always be looking for your paperwork

Most likely to humble you

Most likely to count you late at 8:15

Most likely to question all your (math) decisions

Most likely to be a french soundcloud rapper

Most likely to listen to Quiz music outside of class

Most likely to hold your hand through fractions

Most likely to be gossiping with Sra. Barajas

Most likely to be drinking a mtn. dew

Most likely to try every single food served in the diner

Most likely to ask you how to spell something

Least likely to sugarcoat anything

Most likely to take you on a peace walk

Roughest first day

Most likely to hate middle school lunch

Most likely to intentionally cold call you when you don’t know the answer

Most likely to plan a field trip and then not be there for it

Most fun to be around

Biggest heart

Biggest Scoir Stan

Most likely to quote an entire scene from Star Wars