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Jokes and Riddles
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1
What becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
tiny
Short
wee
small
2
Why did the scarecrow win a reward?
They were outstanding in their field
Because it has a brain
They were the peoples choice
Due to them having the best method acting skills
3
Why did the duck cross the road?
It was playing real-life frogger
Because it was high on quack
It thought it was a chicken
Because it felt like it
4
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
Imaginary
An Identity theft
The wrong noodle
5
What's a Ninja's favorite type of shoe?
Ninjas don't wear shoes
Fancy cool stealthy shoes
Sneakers
Crocs
6
What fish can help you build a house?
A Drill fish tuna
The fish from Doctor Seusse
A fish who has acquired years of coral design and architect
A Hammer head shark
7
What has one eye but can not see?
A Needle
A Blind Cyclops
A Pirate captain with poor eyesight
8
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated
To good for fish school
On a date
Well dressed for the fish soiree
9
What is at the end of the rainbow?
Disappointment
All of your hopes and dreams
A pot of gold
The letter "W"
10
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They flew to close to a glue factory
Because they use a honey comb
They haven't taken a shower in a while
11
What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
Your imagination
A Stamp
A picture
Stories
12
What is a forest with no trees, a lake without water, roads with no cars, and deserts with no sand?
The wrong GPS setting
A very interesting movie title
The middle of no-where
A map
13
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired
It didn't have the confidence
The tires were flat
The kick stand was broken
14
What's brown and sticky?
Cinnamon roll
Dirt mixed with glue
A stick
15
What has hands but can not clap?
A T-rex
A Clock
A dictionary
A statue
16
What is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper
A cook book
The Art of War
A magazine
17
Which Country is the slipperiest?
Brazil
Slippery Country
Greece
United Kingdom
18
How many apples grow on a tree?
Just two
They grow on bushes
All of them
Apples don't grow on trees
19
What has four "eyes" but can't see?
A person with the wrong prescription glasses
Mississippi
20
What did the toilet say when it was playing cards?
Nothing because it's a toilet and why would a toilet be playing cards
"Flush"
"What a crap deal"
"Go fish"
