Tim and Luke's birthday quiz

Quote: "Roses are red, your name is Tim Green, you’re the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen."

Who hasn't had a bath since 2019?

Who's school friends are these?

Quote: “I did not throw a duck at the police car”

Who's Secondary school yearbook?

What is Tim's middle name?

Hot or not?

Who used weighing scales to share food equally between themself and their sibling(s)?

Who's pet guinea pig gave them ringworm?

Essay Quote: "if I decide to eat a piece of paper for the entertainment of my friends, it would be rational"

True or False: Luke was the first person to count shoulders with Mary Chen

Who sent this picture to all third-year PPEists?

Which finals papers is Luke taking?

Who ate a block of cheese to celebrate being finally free to eat whatever he wants at uni?

Who's tan is this?

Who's church youth group leader is this?

Who's bookshelf

Who drank his sports team captain’s saliva?

Who was called a Nazi on Twitter in tweets seen by 14k people?

Quote about the other: "If anyone's going to be in X's room while he's indecent, it's me"

Who underwent surgery on their 9th birthday?

Who is this?

Who's birthday is closest to today?

Who brushed his teeth on a houseplant the first time he visited the other's house?

Who lost to Shay Stone in the Regent’s Park pool tournament?

Who encouraged his friend to ask a girl out by writing a message on a table tennis ball and throwing it at her?

Quote: “and then the Lord turned to Abraham and said “‘twas a prank bro”"?

Who received this essay feedback? - “It would be great if you engaged with anything starred on the reading list”

Essay quote: "In the classic manner of a philosopher, what does Jeremy Clarkson mean when he dreams of public shaming?"

Who was born in Cambridge?

Who kept this log of all the schoolfriends who owed him money?

Who is this?

True or False: Luke's comfort food is pork pies, and Tim's is biscoff spread

Who's favourite song is "Unity" by TheFatRat?

Who received these compliments in year six?