Why did the tortilla chips start dancing?

Because they turned on some salsa music

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Music is My Jam Bad Jokes

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Can you remember the answers to all of the "great" jokes we shared with you this rotation?

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1
How did the turkey win the talent show?
With his drum sticks
With his wish bone
With his neck
With his feathers
2
What makes songs but never sings?
You
Mrs. Young
Mrs. Spangler
Music notes
3
What do you call a singer who drinks soda and sings at the same time
A burp waiting to happen
A weird person
A straw
A pop singer
4
What kind of music do bunnies like?
Rap
Mariachi
Pop
Hip Hop
5
Why was music coming from the printer
the paper was jammin'
there was no ink
someone was trapped inside singing
it ran out of paper
6
What is your heartbeat’s favorite song?
"Stayin' Alive"
"Beat It"
"My Heart Will Go On"
"Achy Breaky Heart"
7
What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop Music
Classical Music
Country Music
Heavy Metal Music
8
What makes music on your head?
a Brush Band
a Hair Band
a Rubber Band
a Shampoo Band
9
What dance move does a tornado like to do?
The Mashed Potato
The Freddy
The Alligator
The Twist
10
What dinosaur loves music?
the velociRAPtor
the stegosaurus
the T-rex
the brontosaurus
11
Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
She wanted to jam
She wanted to rock n roll
Because she didn't have a sofa
She wanted to go to the roller rink
12
Why did the tortilla chips start dancing?
Because the bowl was too hot.
Because it's not hip to be square
Because the guacamole was all gone.
Because they turned on some salsa music
13
What do you call a singing laptop?
A broken Mac
A broken window
A Dell
A Big Mac
14
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
a moo-sician
a moo-sical genius
a moo-ving van
a moo-tastic performer
15
Which composer likes tea the most?
Bach
Tchaikovsky (Chai-kovsky)
Beethoven
Liszt

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