Holiday movie quotes

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

Of course, you're not an elf. You're 6-foot-3 and had a beard since you were 15.

How come your clothes are so baggy? Because Santa is … watching his saturated fats.

Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back.

Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nitwit.

I Will Honor Christmas In My Heart, And Try To Keep It All The Year

We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big Eastern syndicate.

Oh, Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind.

Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

"And may all your Christmases be white. Merry Christmas!"

I just want to be a dentist.

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.

"Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."

Aaah! "Fra-GEE-leh!" It must be Italian!

Isn’t there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?

Seeing is believing but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see

Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.

Would you please tell her that you’re not really Santa Claus, that actually is no such person?

Maybe Christmas, he thought... doesn't come from a store. ....means a little bit more.