Duplicate of Pun Intended! Flashcards

1

Renewable Energy?

I'm a big fan!
Yes.
No.
It's cool.

2

Where's the controller?!

Under control.
In a remote location.
In a bin.
In its place.

3

Look at...

that van, yo!
that speed!
that van ride!
that van go!

4

These guys are...

solid.
haters.
arch enemies.
far-reaching.

5

Beware of the..

T-Rex.
Tea-Rex
Teddy Bear.
Blonde girl.

6

I went to buy camouflage pants the other day, but I ...

Camouflage? Yuck.
couldn't find any!
lost my credit card.
didn't like them.

7

A pessimist's blood type...

always 0
always A
always B-
nothing

8

What is artificial light made of?

Fauxtons.
Bacon.
Particles.
Photons.

9

The fattest man at King Arthur's table was...

Serpent.
Sir Cinnamon Roll.
Sir Cumference (too much pi).
Sir Roly Poly.

10

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity and ...

it's up in the air.
it's intense.
it's heavy.
it's impossible to put down!

11

I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but it finally...

made sense.
hit me.
dawned on me.
came back to me.

12

I gave my old batteries away...

LOL!
free of charge.
because I can.
banana.

13

Never trust an atom.

They're unstable.
They're dumb.
They make up everything.
They're irrational.

14

Without geometry, life is...

easier.
flat.
pointless.
confusing.

15

Think this will be funny?

Knot.
No way.
Not at all.
I'm a frayed knot.

16

Dude, the camping trip was...

green!
serious!
in tents!
far out!

17

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

The grape.
The apple.
The passionfruit.
The cantaloupe.

18

Adventure awaits?

Sweet!
No.
Alpaca my bags!
I'll pack!

19

Be kind to dentists. They have ...

teeth.
sore gums too!
fillings too!
braces too!

20

This is...

not a game.
not a hammer.
not a drill.
yellow.

Duplicate of Pun Intended!

Questions 20

Duplicate of Pun Intended!

Questions 20