Trickery

Question 1

A farmer had 15 sheep, and all but 8 died. How many are left?

Accepted Answer

8

Question 2

A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" What did the kind bartender say?

Accepted Answer

For you, no charge

Question 3

Say "Ghost" out loud. Say "Most" out loud. Say "Roast" out loud. What do you put in a toaster?

Accepted Answer

Bread

Question 4

BONUS

Accepted Answer

Pick Me

Question 5

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

Accepted Answer

Stop imagining

Question 6

Did Link say, "Laughter is like hiccups from your anus."

Accepted Answer

No, he said, "Laughter is like farting through your mouth."

Question 7

What's Matthew's favorite food?

Accepted Answer

Waffles

Question 8

Give Me Answers!

Accepted Answer

Sure, Yes

Question 9

You have zero eggs, then you buy 3 dozen. How many eggs do you now have?

Accepted Answer

36

Question 10

Do you own any WAFFLES?

Accepted Answer

No, Matthew is the king of all waffles and owns all of them.

Question 11

Is it legal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Accepted Answer

No

Question 12

How many times can you take 5 from 25?

Accepted Answer

1, after that, it's 20.

Question 13

An electric train is moving north at 100mph. Which way does the smoke blow?

Accepted Answer

There is no smoke

Question 14

How far can you walk into the woods?

Accepted Answer

Half way. After that you are walking out of the woods.

Question 15

A man left home. But, When he got back home there were two masked men. Who were they?

Accepted Answer

The catcher and the umpire

Question 16

Spell 'POTS' backward, likewise, what do you do at a green light?

Accepted Answer

Go

Question 17

The way to a women's heart is through a ?

Accepted Answer

Worm's anus

Question 18

How many books can you put in an empty backpack?

Accepted Answer

One, After that it's not empty.

Question 19

2 men play 3 games of checkers. Each wins an equal number of games but, there are no ties. How?

Accepted Answer

They didn't play against each other

Question 20

A 1 story house where everything inside and outside of it was BLUE. What color are the stairs?

Accepted Answer

No stairs

Question 21

If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

Accepted Answer

Wet

Question 22

What happened when wheel was invented ?

Accepted Answer

It caused a revolution.

Question 23

What's the second tallest mountain in the world?

Accepted Answer

K2

Question 24

Before Mt.Everest was discovered what was the tallest mountain in the world?

Accepted Answer

Everest

Question 25

What was the president's name in 1982

Accepted Answer

Barack Obama

Question 26

A plane crashes on the border of The U.S.A. and Mexico, where would the survivors be buried?

Accepted Answer

You don't bury survivors.

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