Persuasion Contagion!

The dog that attacked me was so enormous that I thought it was a horse!

It's the Australian way. Just like meat pies and Holden utes.

And then it happened to me. All of my money was cleared out of my bank account overnight!

Flecked with tiny spots of darker blue, the blackbird's egg is a delicate shade of turquoise.

Would any sane person leave their baby in a hot car on a 40 degree day?

Making a new memory stick is like walking the same track across a paddock lots of times.

Since when did we change the rules? They have been this way for a long time.

Whenever I see the Cadbury ad with the wriggling eyebrows, I kill myself laughing! HA!

I believe that all Year 7 students should be given more homework to do than just three hours.

A cat's tongue is a rasping strip of sandpaper.

It's big. Bigger than you, bigger than me. It is super big.

The world is round. Seen from space, it is a globe covered with water and land masses.

The sad old dog whimpered and scuttled away from the angry and mean vet.

Trees provide clean air, they beautify the landscape and they provide homes for animals too.

We all do it. You, me, our families and even our mates. 

On Christmas Eve, he is the most over-fed man on the planet. We all love him!

Seventy-nine percent of Year 7 students prefer to be in bed by 7pm. Lights out!

The new iPhone 6 costs so much money that it is wise to insure it! Save your money!

It's the most amazing thing that we have ever seen! It's out of this world! Amaaaaazing!

She sells slithery snakes speedily on Sundays