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what is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
what do u do with dead elements
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what do u do with dead elements
barium
IRDK
dig them a hole
nothing
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what is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
afancy word for volcanic ash and the longest word in english
a lung disease
aworduwontuse(pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis)
something u shouldn't care about because it doesn't effect u
3
who is flying a plane
not timmy
Timmy
sally
not sally
4
who is falling off a building falling their arms
not timmy
not sally
timmy
sally
5
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
funny
not funny
6
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
funny
not funny
7
what was the second word of he third sentence on the fifth question
friend
horse
there wasn't one
building
8
I used to be a banker but I lost interest
funny
not funny
9
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
funny
not funny
10
who is falling of a building falling her arms
jane
not sally
not jane
sally
11
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
is it about tortilla
can u sing it?
cool
12
puns
puns
puns
puns
puns
13
who has a bunch of unopened Christmas presents
dave
bob
Jane
sally
14
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
funny
not funny
15
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
fun
funny
no funny
16
if your friend has 10 pears and you have 11 apples how many pancakes can you fit in the ceiling
ZACHARY
purple because aliens don't where hats
elephants
prurple because elements are dead
17
Something about subtraction just doesn't add up.
funny
puny
not funny
funy
18
what goes trot trot-trot,........... trot
horse-code
horse
secret code
horse
19
(finish the sentence) i searched up some periodic puns but all of them
are gone
disaperied
are forgotten and don't make sense and are dumb
argon
20
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me
not funny
funny
21
A lot of people cry when they cut onions.
k
Who doesn't know that
The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
sooo?
22
who has a bunch of unopened Christmas presents
sally
not timmy
not sally
timmy
23
where do baby cows eat
no where
calf-ateria
fields
barn
24
why did sally drop her ice cream cone
she has no arms
she was running
she was on a swing
she was hit by a truck
25
why did Timmy get hit by a truck
he wanted to die
he is deaf
he is blind
he droped his ice cream cone
26
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
not funny
funny
