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Halloween Jokes

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1
Who do monsters buy their cookies from?
Neighbor
Cousin
Grandma
Ghoul Scouts
2
What do witches use in their hair?
Shampoo
Scare-spray
Conditioner
Hair Gel
3
What plants like Halloween the most?
Bam-Boo
Grass
Flowers
Trees
4
What is a Mummies' Favorite type of music?
Wrap
Teen Pop
Hard Rock
Country
5
Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
He has a bat temper
He has bad teeth
He has bad breath
He scares kids
6
What do skeletons like to eat?
Brain
Bones
Eyes
Ribs
7
What's a monster's favorite bean?
A Human Bean
A Black Bean
A Kidney Bean
A Soy Bean
8
Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
They like the music
They like to push buttons
Its like a mini rollar coaster
It raises their spirits
9
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere he can boo-gie
A movie
His mom's house
The grocery store
10
What do ghosts serve for desserts?
Cookies
Cake
Ice Cream
Pie
11
What tops of a ghost's ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream
Chocolate Syrup
Assorted Nuts
A cherry
12
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
Strawberries
Blueberries
An orange
A necktarine
13
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A Trom-BONE
A Guitar
Drums
A Piano
14
What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
Black-Berries
Boo-Berries
Rase-Berries
Straw-Berries
15
What part of the street do vampires live on?
The dead end
The sidewalk
The corner
The alley
16
What do skeletons say before eating?
Where's my fork?
Let's Eat
Dibs!
Bone Appetite
17
What do you call a fat Jack-o-Lantern?
A Chunky Pumpkin
A Skinny Pumpkin
A Plumpkin
A Chubby pumpkin
18
What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween?
Tweet Tweet
Twick or Tweet
Tweety Tweety
Tweet Tease
19
What's a ghost's favorite game on Halloween?
Volleyball
Hide-and-ghost-seek
Basketball
Tag
20
Why didn't the skeletons cross the road?
They don't have the guts
They lost their head
They didn't have a brain
They don't have legs
21
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A beach ball
A net
A sand-witch
A cooler
22
What do you call a little monsters' parents?
Mommy and Daddy
Mom and Dad
Momma and Papa
Mummy and Deady