Literary Devices

Kathy arrived at the grocery store with an army of children.

Life is like a box of chocolates.

She sells seashells by the seashore.

I am so hungry I could eat a horse!

Life is a roller-coaster.

I’m so ahead of my time my parents haven’t met yet.

From forth the fatal loins of these two foes...

My alarm clock yells at me every morning.

The name of Britain’s biggest dog was “Tiny”.

Love is blind.

I'd tell you a linguistics joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.