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Impossible Quiz
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Quiz version of The Impossible Quiz by Splapp-Me-Do
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Questions
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Answers
1
The answer is really big
∞
ANSWER
Really big
An elephant
2
What do you get if you put a number 1 into your calculator and then add a number 2?
A right mess
Error!
12
3
3
What follows December 2
nd
?
n
A question mark
142 dwarves
December 3rd
4
How do you kill a werewolf?
Gravy granules
Cillit bang
Shoe polish
Black pudding
5
Snake?
Snake?
Snake!
SNAAAAKE!
Snake?
Snail!
6
Which is true?
PSP > DS
PSP = DS
DS > PSP
Egg > 28
7
Bridget makes everyone...
Straight
Tom Cruise
Bi
Gay
8
Shanghai?
Is indeed the largest city in China.
No, about 20cm off the ground
Never been
Why is there a question mark?
9
What is this?
Testicle
Mr T's over glove
Question 33
Teabag
10
What is the 7
th
letter of the alphabet?
J
I
G
H
11
STOP...
Banana
Bucket
House
Hammer
12
What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?
Torch
A hole
Gypsies
Canned laughter
13
What is this? (see picture)
Modern art
Intelligent faeces
German
A big hairy arsonist
14
Deal or no deal?
No deal!
Deal!
No seal!
Seal!
15
What sound does a bell make?
F'TAANG
FROON
WHOOP
Blip-blop-bloop-banga-o-langa-woof, nubby-frrph 120000...
16
Sell your liver to...
Satan
4chan for the lulz
Filthy Romanians
Anne Frank
17
My dog's got no nose. How does it smell?
Terrible
Using it's anus
Like piss
How am I supposed to know?
18
√Onion
π
Shallots
Carrot
28
19
Can a match box?
Yes
No
No, but a tin can
Yes, one beat Mike Tyson
20
What is this? (see picture)
Cruel!
Ballet bun
Abundance
Fairy cake
21
Can you get this question wrong?
No way
Of course not
Nope
No
22
On the subject of Dracula, what is his favourite food?
Chicken Chow Mein
Urine
Blood
Shepherd's pie
23
.sdrawkcab noitseuq siht rewsnA
I don't understand
Tennis elbow
What?
.K.O
24
?
?
?
?
?
25
What flavour is cardboard?
Pork scratchings
Talc
Honey
Egg mayonnaise
26
Mary Rose sat on a pin.
Mary Rose
Burst her piles
O rly?
AHAHAHAAHA!
27
I'm green and have sticky balls. Who am I?
The Prince
He-Man
The Incredible Hulk
Slippy Toad
28
Look! Count Dracula! (see picture)
Erm... one?
Sorry, I prefer lemurs
He's a sexy one
Oh yes!
29
What do you call a wingless fly?
A flap
A walk
A plum
Jason
30
How many times has Michael Jackson had a nose job?
Twice
Thrice
Nonce
Once
31
What does 'D.N.A.' stand for?
Doormat, nice abacus
National Dyslexic Association
Deoxyribonucleic Acid
Do Not Abbreviate
32
Save changes to 'untitled'?
No
Cancel
Yes
Bran
33
How many holes in a polo?
Two
One
Three
Four
34
Marmite.
URGH!
What is that?
...but Pa might not
YUM
35
What are chicken McNuggets made of?
Tasteless white filth
Win
100% chicken
Soil
36
Which magical property do dog eggs contain?
Eternal youth
Blindness
Invincibility
Oodles of cash
37
How many letters in his hand? (see picture)
9
7
10
8
38
What is the digestive system?
Something invented by vicars
Cheese
A games console for wholemeal biscuits
A series of organs designed to break down... (see picture)
39
What are the main ingredients of shampoo?
Cricket crap
Rocks and sausages
Cats and whelks
Babycham and human faeces
40
How many holes in two Polos?
Three
Four
One
Two
