Commas!

Mrs. Berryman, unlike the other government teachers, has really nice hair.

Dr. Felt, who teaches science, is a really cool person.

Mrs. Dukes is a beautiful, majestic angel.

Comma lessons are, understandably so, terribly boring for us all.

Georgia football games, to many people, are more important that passing a grammar quiz.

I can never remember when to write 9-29-17 or September 29, 2017, on my papers.

I bought cheese fries, a hot dog, and a slice of pizza at the game Friday night.

Coach Harrison likes to pick his boogers, and Mr. Brantley thinks that is gross.

Commas, as a matter of fact, are an important part of the Georgia Milestones Assessment.

Justin Bieber is a thoughtful, articulate poet of raw emotion.

Some students like to wipe their slimy, green boogers under the desks.

Mrs. Poss, who teaches math, is a kindhearted person.

Because we’ve spent weeks on comma rules, everyone is going to ace the quiz tomorrow.

Most people think Mrs. Gordon is a crazy cat lady, but she’s really a crazy cat and dog lady.

The impressive drawing was sketched by Mr. Cawthon, who is a talented art teacher.

One of my favorite foods is cheesecake, which is also a good source of calcium.

By the time winter break arrives, all of our brains will have turned to mush.

Jake, on occasion, orders pineapple on his pizza.

I want to snuggle with all the soft, cuddly puppies.

Mr. Coberly rides his bike to work every day, so he can stay in top shape.

One of my favorite foods is cheesecake, which is also a good source of calcium.

The Office, Parks and Recreation, and South Park are some of my favorite television shows.

Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon are lazy ways to spend your weekend.

I pulled for the Red Raiders, not the Lions, at the game last Friday.

Hot, red, chili peppers aren’t as cool as the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Mrs. Gordon loves kittens, puppies, and commas.