I did a theatrical performance about puns.

it was really just a play on words

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Puns & Brain Teasers

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1
I did a theatrical performance about puns.
It turned out to be really punny
it didn't ketchup to me
it was really just a play on words
no baa-dy showed up
2
Two bullets are in a room together. "what happened to you?"
The guns are worse than everything else
I got fired...
i lead the bandwagon for the gun
I wanted some freedom from the barrel
3
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling very well
he was getting bruises from strange places
he was sick
he was turning yellow
4
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
unicorn
a couch potato
joey, get out of my pouch!!!!
a pouch potato
5
What gets wetter when it gets drier?
Towels
Horses
Hands
Dishes
6
Animal Puns?
RAINBOW SPRINKLES
Toucan play that game
Cheetahs can play that game
You can't be lion
7
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderpants
underwear
rain pants
Thunderwear
8
You are a wonderful person.
Right to "bear" arms
pity the fool who comes up with these tearable puns
Very nice axe
"RANDOM AXE OF KINDNESS"
9
He He He
helium, helium, helium
MRS. LOKEY, WE GOT A PUN FOR YOU!!!
hahaha very funny
Laughing Gas
10
Singing in the shower is all fun and games til shampoo gets in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
well, i need to go
gross
eww.
11
Stop making me laugh!!!
that's the sealiest thing you said
You'll make me puma pants.
bee my partner in crime.
Fishes don't survive without water ya know
12
Which American president was the least guilty?
Abraham Lincoln
Bill Clinton
George Washington
Barack Obama
13
Why? (Along with #16)
because he didn't want to burn...
because he was in a cent
because he was a numbskull
(#3) because of these dank puns
14
I've gotten a ton of work done
honey pot, you are sweet
i'm exhausted...
0-0 SANS DON'T DO IT!!!
a skeleton
15
I'd made a veggie joke
but i rather relish the pun
but no one would carrot all
but no one lettuce do it.
but i can't mustard the courage
16
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
an investigator
pikachu
8 man
an alligator in a vest
17
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A drum
A xylo-bone
A trom-bone
A flute

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Puns & Brain Teasers

17 termsStudBud Administration977 plays

#puns #brain #teasers

Flashcards17 cardsFPractice quizPHost liveL

Questions 17

Answers

1
I did a theatrical performance about puns.
It turned out to be really punny
it didn't ketchup to me
it was really just a play on words
no baa-dy showed up
2
Two bullets are in a room together. "what happened to you?"
The guns are worse than everything else
I got fired...
i lead the bandwagon for the gun
I wanted some freedom from the barrel
3
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling very well
he was getting bruises from strange places
he was sick
he was turning yellow
4
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
unicorn
a couch potato
joey, get out of my pouch!!!!
a pouch potato
5
What gets wetter when it gets drier?
Towels
Horses
Hands
Dishes
6
Animal Puns?
RAINBOW SPRINKLES
Toucan play that game
Cheetahs can play that game
You can't be lion
7
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderpants
underwear
rain pants
Thunderwear
8
You are a wonderful person.
Right to "bear" arms
pity the fool who comes up with these tearable puns
Very nice axe
"RANDOM AXE OF KINDNESS"
9
He He He
helium, helium, helium
MRS. LOKEY, WE GOT A PUN FOR YOU!!!
hahaha very funny
Laughing Gas
10
Singing in the shower is all fun and games til shampoo gets in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
well, i need to go
gross
eww.
11
Stop making me laugh!!!
that's the sealiest thing you said
You'll make me puma pants.
bee my partner in crime.
Fishes don't survive without water ya know
12
Which American president was the least guilty?
Abraham Lincoln
Bill Clinton
George Washington
Barack Obama
13
Why? (Along with #16)
because he didn't want to burn...
because he was in a cent
because he was a numbskull
(#3) because of these dank puns
14
I've gotten a ton of work done
honey pot, you are sweet
i'm exhausted...
0-0 SANS DON'T DO IT!!!
a skeleton
15
I'd made a veggie joke
but i rather relish the pun
but no one would carrot all
but no one lettuce do it.
but i can't mustard the courage
16
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
an investigator
pikachu
8 man
an alligator in a vest
17
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A drum
A xylo-bone
A trom-bone
A flute