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1
Kura can beat a (1)___ year old in a 100 meter dash with his varsity (2)___________ skills.
(1) 5 ; (2) Water polo coach
(1) 7 ; (2) Water polo coach
(1) 4 ; (2) Swimming coach
(1) 5 ; (2) Swimming coach
2
Which of the following is NOT a Kura Quote?
Kieran, put the Trail mix away.
Thank you for never doing that again.
Contain yourself.
All of the above
3
Kura lost sight in one of his eyes and as a result, in the halls, he...
Fell into the deep end on the MS pool
knocked a freshman girl over and scared her away
Ran into a teacher and spilled coffee on her
"fell" on the floor and took the next week off.
4
When Kura taught Government to Seniors, he
graded an essay as hard as possible to set them up to Fail
Made a short worksheet a 100-point summative grade
purposely taught the wrong Material to set them up to fail.
5
Kura used to be
"A" and "B" are correct
B. a government teacher
A. a lifeguard
"A" only
6
Kura fought one of his Classmates in high school because...
He Supported the Vietnam war
Kura said the Polish people were weak.
Kura, being a polish fanatic, hated German Fanatics.
Kura knew that tucking pants into socks was not fashionable.
7
Of all of Kura's students, how many should be in AP Euro? (According to Southwords)
the imaginary number i
about half
30 or 40 students
none
8
Kura can also beat (A) ___ year-olds in (B)______.
(A) 7 ; (B) Water polo
(A) 7 ; (B) Super Smash Bros. Melee
(A) 7 ; (B) Baseball
(A) 7 ; (B) Basketball
9
How did Kura Scare his Daughter?
He doesn't have a daughter.
He Spoke too loud.
He was going to discipline her for holding scissors.
10
Don't hold scissors, or Kura will...
Call Carry Kura to deal with the issue.
make you give up your chromebook for the semester
Beat you in a 100 meter dash
Slap you on the Hand to discipline you
11
What happened when Kura gave nice pants to his wife?
She Returned them after she saw the credit card bill.
She put them away and forgot about them.
She threw them at Kura and made him throw them away.
His wife was offended by the size they were.
12
A student of Kura's got mad at Kura because he...
openly stated that One Direction was the worst band
Signed the yearbook in a spot reserved for someone else.
Gave the student a 4/7 on an essay that deserved a 6/7
made the retake much harder than the original test
13
According to Rate my Teacher, Kura needs...
To defend the pool with his life
Discipline
Document therapy
Reading assignment therapy
14
One of Kura's roommates, who was a football player, was found in the kitchen
taking multiple doses of steroids
Making meth "or some other drug."
Making love with himself
Eating Sticks of Butter in each hand.
15
In Polish, "Kura" means...
"Kura" is not Polish. It's Swedish.
Communist
Hawk
Hen
16
What singer/Music Group does Kura like more than One Direction?
Justin Timberlake
Skrillex
Backstreet Boys
He likes all the above and many others more than 1D.
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18
When Kura taught 7th grade, one of his students...
cut a lock of hair off of a girl
returned a blank test and left the classroom
Held scissors, so he was disciplined
ripped all the pages out of a textbook
19
On Rate my Teachers, Kura is...
A two star teacher
A five star teacher
A four star teacher
A three star teacher
20
Kura sold his kids' _________
Computers due to financial troubles
Xbox because they were holding scissors
Computers since they were outdated
Xbox without them knowing
21
True or false: Kura woke up to his roommate starring at him
False
True
22
In his earlier years, Kura went to...
Europe for the first time
a gay bar
a gay pride parade
23
Which of Kura's class periods messed up a jigsaw activity for the first time in years?
7
8
4
2
24
A girl that had a crush on Kura in college...
yelled at him to love her
Took the Same history course as Kura.
Tried to do his laundry
Followed him between classes
25
Stalin Forced kids to go to school so that they could be taught to be... (According to Kura).
Skilled soldiers
Willing to die for the Motherland
Good little Communists
Loyal to the Soviet Union