Beware: Do Not Read This Poem

The speaker says, “belch” because the speaker is

The speaker includes the statistics of missing persons in order to tell the reader all except

What does the speaker say about the poem that compares it to the old woman?

One theme of this poem could be

The speaker compares the poem to

All these literary devices appear in “beware…” EXCEPT

The old woman in the horror show is dangerous because she