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Which of these responses to your mom's new tattoo is also an ambigram?

Which singer's name does NOT appear in the title of a Best Picture Oscar winner?

If Iron Man married Carbon Woman, what child would they produce?

Including official grammatical terminology, who's the former lead guitarist of Guns N' Roses?

Which element of the classic arcade game Donkey Kong does NOT represent a simple machine?

Unless your bedroom is at a warm temperature, during which season would you feel uncomfortable sleeping unclothed?

Which NFL football team is NOT represented by a mammal?

Which movie should a pregnant woman skip if she wants to make sure foul language isn't the first thing her baby hears?

Besides being a human, what's the most likely reason Natalie Portman has a hard time playing a black swan?

Which Veggie Tales character could be classified as having an "ectomorph" body type?

On what show would Stacy and Clinton advise against wearing zippers?

Put these products in chronological order, based on the year they were first introduced.

Which StairMaster setting would give you the LONGEST workout?

A young boy or boys carry the train of a bride's dress. If it were a Bridesmaids sequel, what would the movie be called?

Which carnival game could you play almost anywhere in Europe, but NOT Ireland?

Eating which of these snacks would make Mr. Peanut a cannibal?

Which character model in the Shrek the Third video game looks like they're high?

Which state abbreviation is a TV rating in the United States?

How many Snuggies would a giant squid need in order to accommodate all of its appendages?

What's not 76?

Which Futurama movie best describes an autistic person like me who wants more than one girlfriend from high school?

Which "Life" has had the longest life?

Of the four Pokémon types in their version of the board game Sorry!, which of the following is NOT a magical element?

If you ask a North Pacific Humpback whale how she'll be wintering, what might she say?

If Miley Cyrus moved overseas and changed her name to Kilometery Cyrus, how much of her name would she lose?

Let's say Captain Jack Sparrow is standing on a ship, facing the front. Where would his appendix be located?

Italy is often referred to as being shaped like a big boot. If it's a thigh-high boot, where's Rome?

If the spit from your raspberry mixes with your Blackberry, what new phone might form?

In Elf Bowling, which animal CANNOT be harmed?

Which grisly scenario about real-world counterpart diet-adopting feral-turning Hundred Acre Wood animals is MOST likely?

Considering a turtle's strength and weight, which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle would be heavy and weak?

If you were to play Teletubby Ring Toss, whose antenna would the ring NOT fit onto?

If Benjamin the Butterfly pulled a Benjamin Button, how would its stages of life go?

Like most Simpsons characters, what color does our face NOT turn when we feel angry, breathless or sick?

How might Jessica Simpson explain to Jupiter how Proactiv Acne Solution could help remove its Giant Red Spot?

Which one of these 30 Rock cast members would weigh "30 stone"?

Which protest sign would you see Don Quixote carrying at an anti-environment rally?

On what date is the Northern Hemisphere would "shaking me all night long" take the LEAST time and energy?

Which of these tresidents was vice tresident defore he was tresident?

If Walt Disney World's EPCOT decided to build a Jackbox Party Pavilion, where in the park would it be built?

If it were like the castles of yore, how could White Castle defend itself from the marauding Harold and Kumar?

Which ASMRist are you best seeing in person for reducing anxiety?

Radiation poisoning causing humans to give birth to cows totally ruins which one of Bart Simpson's catchphrases?

Which of the following do NBA star Lebron "King" James and King James I of England have in common?

How many compartments does a cow's stomach have?

Which of these candy names best describes a "supernova"?

If you were born on August 6th, which Disney character would best represent your astrological sign?

What would Heidi Klum, host of Project Runaway, call her show in the native tongue?

Which website would NOT be a fancier version of Facebook?

What do donut rivals Dunkin' Donuts and Krispy Kreme have in common?

Which form of the Pokémon Sawsbuck has an upright tail and to not have a tuft of fur underneath its neck?

Which famous movie kiss BEST replicates the experience of kissing the Blarney Stone?

Because it is a virgin drink, in which of these beverages would you be most likely to see the face of the Virgin Mary?

What would Vin Diesel have to do if he wanted to change his name to Vin Unleaded Gasoline?

If the Boohbahs wanted to make a color of the rainbow using two of their own selves, who should Humbah team up with?

What do U.S. Vice President Joe Biden and Jim Halpert from The Office have in common?

Who is most likely to have a prescription for Yaz?

If Star Trek's Mr. Spock decides to have his ears "vulcanized," what will be true about them?

Who would most likely use the famous "Surgeon's Photograph" as their main profile pic on Facebook?

"WATCH OUT FOR THOSE WITH BIG EGOS" Considering the sizes of their heads, whom should I be most cautious of?

If Survivor added a "grand tribal council," with the same duties as a grand jury, what would they do?

Which Las Vegas hotel is NOT named after a real location?

What animal hybrid consists of the two animals found on the Canadian Code of Arms?

If Rold Gold introduced a pretzel made of 99% pure gold, what would it be called?

Some old bass strings. A bus schedule. A red pill. Which action star's garbage did I just kick the crap out of?

If "Forget You" actually described how Cee Lo has forgotten all the people he used to know, what amnesia would he have?

Which of these breakfast cereal mascots would give Jonathan Harker nightmares?

Which of the smol beans is totally smol but NOT A BEAN AT ALL?

Because they use the same official colors, which of these NFL promotions should Subway do?

If Brut deodorant were like Brut champagne, how could I describe my armpits after applying it?

Because he famously penned the line "Brevity is the soul of wit," which author would probably be a fan of Twitter?

Why might an accountant use a "heath ledger"?

If someone is stung by a jellyfish, how should you cure the wound?

Suppose I fashion an archway of different beer cases. Where should I put the Keystone?

If everything in a Kohl's department store came with a free "kohlrabi," what might you leave with?

Which Friends characters are LEAST likely to be "friends with benefits"?

If a zombie stops by a rib joint and eats 12 of the cashier's ribs, what would it be charged for?

When The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson airs at 12:35am Eastern, what time is it in Ferguson's native country?

If Malcolm X were to bowl a "turkey," what would be displayed on his lane's computer screen?

In some versions of Hungry Hungry Hippos, a pink hippo by the name of Happy replaces which one of the original hippos?

If my laptop's dongle were the same relative size as a male sea turtle's dongle, about how long would it be?

In which classic novel does the main character lose his "candy bar" but not his "peanuts"?

The Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana phenomenon is best explained by what medical diagnosis?

Which Worms battle class would prove you wrong when the worm uses any weapon he wants to use?

Which of these shows would NOT violate one of the Ten Commandments?

If Elmer Fudd successfully hunted the following Looney Toons animals, which would be the BIGGEST haul?

Which of these classic toys would French artist Georges Seurat probably enjoy the most?

Which of these characters is NOT dressed to resemble a member of the Village People?

What do a Victoria's Secret model and the mineral feldspar have in common?

If FX greenlit a show that was equidistant between their hits Fargo and Atlanta, what series would they pick up?

Which of the following items could REALLY hurt you if they're thrown at you, whether by accident or not?

Out of all these games where you control four characters at once when playing single player, which came first?

If all the items from "The Twelve Days of Christmas" were individually wrapped, how many presents would you end up with?

Which Regular Show character or characters would NOT bleed blood when attacked and killed by a fercious bear?

What's goin' on?

How many squares do you make when playing Four Square?

Who would be called to the crime scene if Dexter killed the Golden Girls?

Who was the only one legally able to drive home after hosting Saturday Night Live for the first time?

Because they share initials, what would be the favorite TV show of the 20th president of the United States?

Which of these is will.i.am's name in the "present perfect progressive" form?