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April fool jokes
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1
What do you call a smart insect?
nerd
genius
A spelling bee
2
What did the burger name it's baby?
pickle
patty
sally
3
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
They taste funny
You never see a rabbit wearing glasses
They look like eyes
4
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright
It was too bright outside
She had a head ache
5
Why do bees hum?
because its cool
because they don't know the words
because they want to
6
What side of the cow has the most spots?
inside
outside
Left
7
Why did the birds fly south?
Because it was better
It was too far to walk
It looked fun
8
What do you give a pig when it's sick?
a pill
a vet
oinkment
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Why do teddy bears never eat?
they are always stuffed
they look fat
they aren't real
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
Chocolate Milk
Spoiled Milk
fresh milk
