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Laffy Taffy Jokes
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1
How do you double your money?
Fold it.
Save it.
Get a better job.
I don't know.
2
Why did the man throw the clock?
Time was dragging.
I have no idea!
He wanted to see time fly.
He was tired of the ticking.
3
What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?
time to buy a new watch
time to take a nap
time to eat lunch
time to rethink your choices
4
What is a dog's favorite instrument?
a kettle drum
a piano
a violin
a trombone
5
What do you call a nocturnal horse?
an evening colt
a night mare
a dark filly
a twilight trotter
6
Why is it so hard to play games in the jungle?
No one wants to play.
There are too many cheetahs around.
There isn't enough room.
It rains too much.
7
What did one wall say to the other?
Try it, you'll like it!
You need paint!
I'm flatter than you are.
Meet you at the corner.
8
How did the cactus cross the road?
It didn't.
It rolled.
It hitched a ride on an elephant.
It was stuck on the chicken's back.
9
Why did the mouse sleep under the oil can?
So he could light a fire to stay warm.
So he wouldn't squeak in the morning.
I don't know.
So he'd have shade in the morning.
10
What did one eye say to the other?
You're crossed.
Look away.
Between you and me something smells.
Do you see what I see?
11
What's black and white and red all over?
An embarrassed panda.
A newspaper.
A penguin with measles.
A sunburned zebra.
12
Why can't a dalmatian hide?
He's always spotted.
He's too loud.
He won's sit still.
He's too big.
13
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
You send me.
I'll keep you posted.
Stick with me and we'll go places.
Nothing, stamps can't talk.
14
What's black and white and read all over?
An embarrassed zebra.
A newspaper.
A panda with measles.
A sunburned penguin.
15
What's smarter than a talking dog?
A laughing hyena.
A curious cat.
A swimming fish.
A spelling bee.
16
How do you communicate with a fish?
You call it on the phone.
You drop it a line.
You wait for it to call you.
You write it a letter.
17
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Out to pasture.
Back to the barn.
The moooooovies.
Over the moon.
18
What is a kitten's favorite color?
Purrrrrrple
Brown
Black
Orange
