Rules and Protocol

Question 1

What is a paradox?

Accepted Answer

A statement that seems to contradict itself

Question 2

What's my usual breakfast routine?

Accepted Answer

A heroic dose of coffee mixed with the tears of last year's students

Question 3

Can I go the bathroom?

Accepted Answer

YES. Of course! Please do! But you need a pass.

Question 4

What is Graeme's favorite video game?

Accepted Answer

Minecraft

Question 5

Why do you crowd around the door at the end of class?

Accepted Answer

Because I like to breathe expelled air from the MOIST lungs of my peers., Because I'm a follower, a lemming if you will.

Question 6

McGill, do you really give a stupid amount of assignments?

Accepted Answer

Yeah, actually.

Question 7

When should I sit on the floor?

Accepted Answer

Basically never

Question 8

What is McGill's preferred definition for theme?

Accepted Answer

An author's insight into a topic

Question 9

How long should I wait before leaving class for the Juul lounge?

Accepted Answer

10 minutes - so I can see what's up in class

Question 10

How should I arrive to class?

Accepted Answer

On time, with a charged machine, with or without a grimace

Question 11

Should I kill my phone and delete all social media for research-proven higher self-esteem?

Accepted Answer

yes yes yes ... YES, Absolutely, Not just yea, but hell yea

Question 12

Can I have food and drink in class?

Accepted Answer

Uh... sure. But don't be dumb. Keep the room clean.

Question 13

Mr. McGill, do you hate cell phones?

Accepted Answer

Not at all, but I believe in decorum - a time and place, Naw, son. But I see the sedation/torment they do to you, I really don't. They're a tool. But not one that helps class, A bit because they rewire our brains, sometimes negatively

Question 14

Hey there. How's it going, bruh/fam/dood?

Accepted Answer

It's going pretty good. I got no complaints. Just makin' my way, really.

Question 15

McGill.... hoodies?

Accepted Answer

Don't., Just don't.

Question 16

What do I do if I neglected my SWORN RESPONSIBILITY to charge my laptop?

Accepted Answer

Grab a grey one from the desk by the door

Question 17

This sentence is false.

Accepted Answer

False, True

Question 18

What's my son's name?

Accepted Answer

Graeme

Question 19

When given writing prompts or a research paper, do I HAVE to write to the required length?

Accepted Answer

Consider the marathon race. It's 26.2 miles of grueling stamina., No! Because that last .2 matters just as much as the first 26 miles, If you entered a race and decided to drop out at 26 miles.., Did you really run a marathon?

Question 20

I like you guys.

Accepted Answer

True

Question 21

McGill, what did I miss when I skipped class yesterday?

Accepted Answer

Check Google Classroom

Question 22

To help your bathroom passes, what's my favorite number?

Accepted Answer

42

Question 23

McGill. That's weird. You're weird.

Accepted Answer

True

Question 24

Whats the deal with Napoleon anyway?

Accepted Answer

He got his rear-end kicked in Russia., He was a French general who tried to take over Europe., He was exiled to an island, but returned to keep taking over stuff., He wasn't actually short. In fact, he was tall-ish for his day and age.

Question 25

What are the only homework assignments in this class?

Accepted Answer

Read Theory on Mondays, vocabulary on Wednesdays

Question 26

McGill, what do you think of my sweet airpods?

Accepted Answer

They're the height of arrogant disrespect. Thanks for your half-attention.

Question 27

No, but seriously... should I have my phone out during class?

Accepted Answer

No - avoid work and follow the latest drama during math class, No - just, no., No - you're not "texting my mom about something" so stahhhp, No - if and when... listen to music via your laptop

Question 28

Hey. You ready?

Accepted Answer

Let's gooooooo!

Question 29

McGill, you're kind of a sarcastic jerk.

Accepted Answer

Sometimes., Whatever, I sleep just fine at night., Most times.

Question 30

I like answering, "How many questions are on the test?"

Accepted Answer

False

Question 31

Where do I turn in paper assignments?

Accepted Answer

In the proper basket on the black table up front. A'doy.

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