Real News, Fake News, or Scooby-Doo Plot?

MIT figures out how to grow "Bonsai Kittens" in small glass jars.

A man robs a bank while disguised as a tree.

Men try to smuggle snakes under a truckload of garlic.

A man pretended to be a 150-year-old miner, scaring people out of a town in the American West.

KFC serves customer deep-fried rat.

Man dressed as scary clown scares teens.

Treasure hunters find a train filled with Nazi gold.

A woman pretends to be a ghost to haunt the castle where she was a guide.

Rhinoceros elected to city council.

Mythical Sibuxiang Beast causes panic in China.

A man attempts to eliminate the other heirs to a family fortune; fortune is actually worthless.

Scientist invents "Kaleabis," a combination of kale and cannabis.

A frozen caveman is thawed out and comes back to life.

Two thieves steal an armored car, crash it in the swamp and have to search for it secretly.

Art critics praise new modern artist....later find out he is a monkey.