Is it a simile? Grinch Edition

Question 1

You're a nasty wasty skunk

Accepted Answer

No

Question 2

BONUS: ABC it's easy as 123.

Accepted Answer

Yes

Question 3

Do you know your similes, now?

Accepted Answer

YES, I'M THE SIMILE MASTER.

Question 4

Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch

Accepted Answer

No

Question 5

You have termites in your smile

Accepted Answer

No

Question 6

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

Accepted Answer

No

Question 7

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

Accepted Answer

No

Question 8

You're as charming as an eel

Accepted Answer

Yes

Question 9

You're as cuddly as a cactus

Accepted Answer

No

Question 10

EXTRA BONUS: Love like Jesus.

Accepted Answer

Yes

Questions 10