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April fool jokes
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1
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
They taste funny
You never see a rabbit wearing glasses
They look like eyes
2
Why do teddy bears never eat?
they are always stuffed
they aren't real
they look fat
3
What side of the cow has the most spots?
outside
Left
inside
4
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
She had a head ache
Because her students were so bright
It was too bright outside
5
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled Milk
Chocolate Milk
fresh milk
6
What do you give a pig when it's sick?
a vet
oinkment
a pill
7
Why did the birds fly south?
It was too far to walk
It looked fun
Because it was better
8
What did the burger name it's baby?
sally
patty
pickle
9
Why do bees hum?
because they want to
because its cool
because they don't know the words
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What do you call a smart insect?
genius
nerd
A spelling bee
