If Mr. Goldstein were a superhero principal, what would his name be?
- The Hallway Hulk – Silencing chaos with one write up at a time
- The Rebbe of Rules – Fighting injustice one untucked shirt at a time
- Captain Chessed – Defender of Lost Sweaters and Forgotten Lunches
- Mench-Man – Flying through the air to save Yoni from missing the bus