CHC2D Who Said What

"If you drop a bomb on a trampoline will it bounce back?"

"On god, I'm passing History" (he isn't).

"Miss I can't come to school today, a car ran over my foot. Thank you"

"I told my teacher I got Ebola and he let me do my math test later"

"What's there to steal from your locker? It's not like you know how to do homework"

'Keep it up and I'll sell you"

"3 inches isn't that small... in some cultures it's considered big"

"That shordy Rosa Parks was pressed. The back of the bus is lit. IDK why she was fighting to sit in the front. Waste"

"Take in how Jayden has a girlfriend but none of us do"

"Romodan on the monkey bars defies all laws of physics"

"They were roasting him so hard in the group chat that I had to send him a link to Kids Help Phone"

"What's a lemur? Isn't that a body part" "No bro, that's a femur"

"I can't come to school today, I'm trapped by a pile of trash"