Krawczyk Family Challenge

I passed out and woke up with my hand in the toilet. Who am I?

I back trucks into others,I throw calculators when I'm angry, my skin gets blotchy when I drink.I pass out at Pats games

I almost drowned at Disney World because my parents sent me down the slide alone when I was 3. Who am I?

 I was left at a chorus concert by my parents. Who am I?

On my 21st birthday, w/party-goers waiting, I was arrested for speeding on a susp. license, too many tickets. Who Am I?

I once stood outside in hurricane winds to blow dry my hair after a shower cuz there was no power. Who am I?

I got choked out by monkey. Who am I?

I got lost in during the Boston Marathon after a Red Sox game after getting separated from chaperones. Who am I?

I have a n enormous converse collection with sneakers in every color. Who am I?

 I have tripped and fell in history class at two times

I spilt water on grey sweats in class rt. before lunch.In the corner of class I used a hair dryer to dry w/class there.

I forgot one of my basketball shoes so I had to practice with only one basketball shoe. Who am I?

I have to clean my room twice a day to keep it clean. Who am I? 

I've been stung by a bee in my armpit while taking a shower. Who am I?

I was put on probation in college for 6 months for being caught drinking.

I flew from FL to SC in a 2 seater airplane built by the pilot. Who am I?

I do my makeup late at night when I’m bored. Who am I?

I plan on moving to Belgium in the future. Who am I?

Freshman yr there were identical dorms & on my 2nd day I walked into the wrong dorm & could't understand why. Who am I?

I have split my pants twice in public. Who am I?

I once worked briefly for someone who was selling men’s lightweight boxers. Who am I?

In 5th grade I pulled a Charlie Brown kicking a football and hit my head on a drainage grate.

I was once forced to pee in my tent because I couldn’t find the door zipper. Who am I?

I recently tipped a valet driver with a laundry detergent cap of quarters. Who am I? 

I have a tendency to fall asleep in class regardless of how much food or coffee I have. Who am I?

I once sat next to a total stranger at the movies and ate their popcorn. Who am I?

I once was in a store when it got robbed.

I am a member of American Association for Nude Recreation.  Who am I?

My nose runs uncontrolably when I eat spicy food. Who am I?

I was visiting a patient in the hospital, when I stood up to leave, I noticed a pair of underwear at my feet. Who am I

I know all the lyrics to "the llama song". Who am I?