Puns from the North...

What kind of food do you get when you cross a blizzard with an angry polar bear?

What happened to the awful dress that Santa gave Mrs. Claus for Christmas?

How do rodents get around the North Pole during the winter?

What did the elves sing to Santa on his birthday?

What is Santa's excuse when he gets lost driving on New Year's Eve?

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money?

Where do Santa's reindeer like to go for refreshments?

What do you get when you gross a famous archery expert with a gift-wrapper?

If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?

Why does Scrooge love all of Santa's reindeer?

What comes five minutes after all the presents have been opened?

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Why does Santa deliver Christmas gifts by going down chimneys?

What do elves learn in school?

What do you get if you cross a Yule Log with a duck?

If athletes get athletes' foot, what do astronauts get?

What would Prancer get if he ate a Christmas tree?

How do Mr. and Mrs. Santa get around when they go out on the town?

What does a reindeer do when he has an upset stomach?

Why does Santa have trouble keeping his New Year's resolutions?

What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?

Why did Santa take all the bells off his sleigh?

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?

Where does Santa store all his valuables?

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

What does Santa always take with him when he goes to the golf course?

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she handed him an umbrella?

What did Santa shout to all his toys on Christmas Eve?

What do you call the icicles that get stuck in Santa's beard?

Why did Santa Claus go the the paint store when Mrs. Claus said he needed to lose some weight?

What kind of bird helps Santa write his gift list?

Does Santa have any money?

What treat always makes Santa happy?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with a Mac?

Why was one of Santa's little helpers depressed?

Why doesn't all the soot that Santa gets on him make him sick?

What did Mrs. Claus do to the Christmas tree before she displayed it in the den?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a singing insect?