Logical Fallacies

Every time I wear my Struts t-shirt, I ace my tests.

Do I like cats? Coffee is awesome.

Guns are like hammers. They're both tools with metal parts that can kill someone.

A bat is a mammal; therefore, baseball players use mammals to hit the ball.

People who don't listen to Beyoncé hate all creative, modern artists.

You should listen to Ellie Goulding because everyone is listening to her music.

Begging the question

People who hate Taylor Swift have bad taste in music, so you shouldn't agree with them.

Old people who hate on 1D fans' craziness forget how crazy they used to get over *NSYNC. 

The Killers are the best band in the world because they are #1!

If we start to regulate cars, pretty soon they'll be regulating everything! Hamsters! Bicycles! Coffee! AAAAIIIIEEEE

Shakira is the best singer in the world because she is the most talented singer there is.

People who don't listen to Enrique Iglesias are lame.

Either you listen to Fall Out Boy, or you don't listen to any good music.

You keep whining about the price of eggs, but what about the genocide going on in Darfur?

I'm failing Mr. Howard's class because his class is so difficult!