Ruby's Roast of AP World Kids 2022

Question 1

Brianna P

Accepted Answer

Future nutty , yet beloved professor, Has forgotten more world history than most of us will ever know.

Question 2

Kayley R

Accepted Answer

Girl has the cool kicks / nerdy glasses look down good, Takes good notes, once every 4 or 5 weeks

Question 3

Sarah B

Accepted Answer

"Mr. Ruby, can I go to Sadie's to work on my Beauty in Blackness thingie?", "Mr. Ruby, can I go to theater to practice our Ethiopian dance routine?", "Mr. Ruby, can I talk over or ignore you or skip work, but still get an A?, "Mr. Ruby, can I go to Jessi's to dream up weird activities for ASB?"

Question 4

Ty K.

Accepted Answer

Copies off others, not caring if the answers are right., Let's Keanu copy, knowing that the answers are wrong, One of the top 3 white guys in class. Maybe even top 2., Even lazier than Andy. But a better athlete. Too bad he gets sick so much

Question 5

Yannis T

Accepted Answer

"Ill" or "sick" exactly 2 days every week - Mama's boy for sure, So smart but so distracted/asleep/on his phone, Hangs out with Marquawn to feel like a better baller, Worst AP student ever

Question 6

Alondra T-V

Accepted Answer

High key into the junk food or anything she can get from Ruby, Low key ditzy/flirty - ya know maybe low key anyway?

Question 7

Alexa P

Accepted Answer

Planning to sell journal to next year's students for $1,000. Venmo her., That one girl on Drill who seems to hate being on Drill.

Question 8

Jhalaica P

Accepted Answer

That name is like a new beverage served on Southwest instead of 7 Up, How do you roast such a nice kid? I guess we try and gas her name.

Question 9

Logan J.

Accepted Answer

Please Logan. You're just as smart as Seth. Go prove it on the AP Exam, Please Logan. Comb that hair. You're not a heavy metal rock star .

Question 10

Dilshan G

Accepted Answer

"Mr. Ruby, can I work in the hall?", Seems like he will be a tech bro some day working in Silicon Valley

Question 11

Mia E.

Accepted Answer

I hate my friends but they don't know it yet, I hate Kenny but love school, I love "el bano" to put on my cheap makeup, My knee is gross and my soccer skills are sorta weak

Question 12

Mar R-G

Accepted Answer

Hates her brother. And probably this class too., Shakes Ruby down for money all the time. Never says thanks!

Question 13

Diana C.

Accepted Answer

Sells Ruby a $15 band ticket for $20 and keeps the change. (Just kidding), Ruby keeps calling her Diane and she swears at him under her breath

Question 14

Edith M

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Sweet Edith, will you draw me * A G A I N * in that journal?, Dear Edith. Will your Dad get me another can of Alaskan salmon?

Question 15

McKenzie E.

Accepted Answer

"I have a stomach ache", "I'm not late, - just back from the nurse."

Question 16

Alex R.

Accepted Answer

Obsessed with Scandinavian culture. Or is it Dutch?, Another band kid, but this one's the real deal. Brings instrument to class.

Question 17

Mr. Ruby

Accepted Answer

Gives out too much candy but Highline's food is trash, so what ya gonna do?, Would do anything for a student he respects, Deep down he really respects and loves the students, Getting burned out, frustrated, sees most students as slackers

Question 18

Keanu D.

Accepted Answer

Shoe tapping bro with Mr. Ruby, Very polite--or good at faking it to teachers. Probalby not to students.

Question 19

Chelsea N.

Accepted Answer

Always looking for a reason to be busy with anything except schoolwork., My eyelashes and plastic nails are falling off!, Hands down, the most annoying person in 3rd period. Except for Ty., Claims she's sorta blind. But why so much makeup then?

Question 20

Queen F.

Accepted Answer

The O T P (Original Teacher's Pet), "I'm 25% Hawaiian, 25% French, and 50% 3 or 4 other ethnicities"

Question 21

Ryan O.

Accepted Answer

Great, fun kid to have in clasas. And copy off of., Still has a 7:30 bedtime

Question 22

Reyen B

Accepted Answer

Raids Ruby's desk for treats when he's not looking., Amazing history notes. But not as good as Nouha's (just kdding!)

Question 23

Abigail K.

Accepted Answer

May appear nerdy (and is) but swears like a drunken sailor., Fast forward 20 years. She's 36 probably living in London w/ 9 cats

Question 24

Jaylen S.

Accepted Answer

Wonderin' (about what, it's anyone guess..), Sleepin '

Question 25

Luis M-M

Accepted Answer

First one to class. Last one to talk to anyone., Gamer boy who actually likes schoolwork. That's a rare combo.

Question 26

Marquawn M. #7 is his number. But what's it really mean?

Accepted Answer

His signing bonus in millions for the NFL draft, How many practices he went to before he quit hooping for Highline, How many times he has forgotten Fai's birthday or anniversary, His score on the last 35 question MCQ quiz

Question 27

Kadelyn F.

Accepted Answer

Always wins at Kahoot, but won't on this one, bwah haha haha!!!!, Black hair. No blonde. No pink. Green? Blue? Egg-shell brown?, That journal. Those notes. They're more extra than Sarah., The smarter, more responsible of the Fisher twins

Question 28

Andy S.

Accepted Answer

Feathered haircut is so 1989., Apparently needs to drink water every 9 min. But won't get a water bottle

Question 29

Thu D.

Accepted Answer

Hoodie? Check. Phone out? Check. Tardy? Check. Asleep? Check., Stopping work in this class back in February

Question 30

Samaya K

Accepted Answer

"Ruby...got any candy?", "I bat my eyelashes better than anyone."

Question 31

Eli N.

Accepted Answer

Is that muscle, or is it body fat?, Either at 100 mph, or in a deep slumber.

Question 32

Naedyne C.

Accepted Answer

For some reason likes Def Leppard, That one student who doesn't talk to anyone. Which one of 4 is that?

Question 33

Jamila C.

Accepted Answer

She might have been absent for a month but Ruby didn't notice., Writes very polite emails to Mr. Ruby about why she is not doing her work.

Question 34

Melissa C.

Accepted Answer

Absent / late / texting / asleep. You decide., Likes to present her broken-a** notebook to Mr. Ruby to tape back together

Question 35

Amy K

Accepted Answer

So so so so nice. But probably still gets tormented by her parents., Has a $500/month clothing allowance, Joins ASB because she likes bossing around others....or is to buy friends?, "That is not a sari, Mr. Ruby. " (Shakes her head in disappointment")

Question 36

Gabe T

Accepted Answer

Probably wears cute pajamas with footsies to bed. Has a stuffy named Lola., Talks a big game , but still plays small ball and wears off brand shoes, Another Mama's boy who's mom spams teachers about "Gabriel", In classes - All bark, no bite, thinks he deserves straight As

Question 37

Vincent L

Accepted Answer

More fashionista than anyone in class except Amy., Has lost to Ruby at rock/paper/scissors 17 times in a row

Question 38

Vanessa V

Accepted Answer

Has the ratchety-fashion look down real good, Late by 2 minutes every time, Calls Ruby Mr. Spencer

Question 39

Axel R-D

Accepted Answer

Great kid. Will probably pass AP exam but forget to study., In the back, nerding it up with Logan

Question 40

Mika N.

Accepted Answer

So quiet that Alexa seems chatty in comparison, Proof that being sensitive and being strong are not mutually exclusive

Question 41

Johaly M-G

Accepted Answer

Has . Never . Once . Raised her effin voice., Goes to Waskowitz just to avoid this class

Question 42

Colin A.

Accepted Answer

"Hey! I'm the other white guy in 5th period. Golly gee! ", Kahoot boss. Notebook=pure trash. Still gets a 4 or 5 on AP exam

Question 43

Angus C.

Accepted Answer

"All of the above, plus I like Calculus and Band, but I'm not a nerd."

Question 44

Saru R

Accepted Answer

That one girl in the corner who used to sit up front, Takes notes so well. But forgets what they mean before end of class.

Question 45

Chai L.

Accepted Answer

Air Pods in. Checked out., Draws in that journal just to use up all the colorful pens

Question 46

Ella F.

Accepted Answer

Asleep. Or dead. Maybe both. Either in class or at home., Using the leg injury for sympathy a little too long.

Question 47

Davvi d-l R

Accepted Answer

Sneaks out to bathroom in every class. Who know what he's doing in there., Smarter and stronger than he appears. But still a stoner.

Question 48

Veronika L

Accepted Answer

Seems into a guy named Lucas or Lucius or Lukey Boy or something, Brings animals and cans of beans to class just as a test.

Question 49

Ceci

Accepted Answer

The nice one of the Mia/Ella/Chelsea/ quartet., Curls up her legs and feet like a baby snake in her chair

Question 50

Aurora T

Accepted Answer

We might be wrong about this, but she probably punches really hard., Birthday buddy with Ruby. So yeah, that's cool

Question 51

Mo A-T

Accepted Answer

More chill than his brother, and that's a good thing, The glasses raise the IQ by at least 15 points. Good looks, Mo. Good looks

Ruby's Roast of AP World Kids 2022

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Ruby's Roast of AP World Kids 2022

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