Slanters

"It was a mere infraction to throw the rock at the car. It was just a pebble, actually."

"We're downsizing the tech department"

"He's only thin because he has good genetics."

"According to an insider, the principal was selling cocaine to students from the snack bar."

"Are you really going to wear that?"

"abortion is the murder of innocent defenseless babies"

"He's a yellow-belly for not fighting."

"Research shows that students who take challenging, college-prep courses do better in school."

The greatest moment in any teacher's career is noting how many students don't do their homework

"With Trump's presidency, the world is coming to an end!"

"Theresa's sense of humor is as dry as the Sahara."