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Halloween Jokes
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1
How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern
With a knife
With a pumkin patch
With a broomstick
With a candy corn
2
What do black cats like to eat on hot days?
Orange Aid
Ghostgrapes
Skeletonberries
Mice Cream Cones
3
What is the first sign your house is haunted?
The windows are broken
Your sheets are missing
Your food is missing
You hear sounds
4
Who was the best dancer at the Halloween party?
The Boogieman
The Mummy
Frankenstein
The Witch
5
What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
Witches!
Anime Character!
Pokemon!
Mummies!
6
What is Frankenstein's favorite summertime food?
Frankenfurters
Witches watermelon
Orangeaid
Mice cream
7
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
Frankenstein Twist
Teenage Frankenstein
Feed my Frankenstein
The Village People
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What kinds of music do mummies like most?
Mommy music
Pop music
Wrap music
Classical music
9
What's orange and faster than speeding train?
Locomotion
Orange Crush
Super Pumpkin
Superman
10
Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom?
He had nothing to wear
He rattled too much
He had no body to dance with
He didn't ask someone
11
Who do witches call for breakfast while on vacation?
The Mummy Maid
Front desk
Broom service
The kitchen
12
How does a scarecrow drink his juice?
Slurp it
In a scary cup
With a straw
In a corn field
13
How do you open the door to a haunted house?
Knocking softly
With a skeleton key
Climbing through the window
By pushing on the door
14
What does it take to become a zombie?
Reanimation
Deadication
Zombiefication
Walking Dead
15
What do you call a witch at the beach?
Sandle
Broomhandle
Sunburned
sandwich
16
What song do vampires hate?
Love song for a vampire
Night of the vampires
Night of the vampires
You are my sunshine
17
Why was the ghost such a messy eater?
Because he was always shoving food.
Because he was always goblin'.
Because he didn't use a sheet
Because he didn't use a napkin
18
Which of the witch's friends was good at baseball?
The base camp
The pumpkin ball
The mummy
The bat
19
Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies?
Because they are invisible
Because they are bad at telling lies
Because they wear sheets
Because you can see right through them.
20
Why can't Dracula play baseball?
He lost his baseball bat.
He lost his head.
He lost his teeth
He lost his bat.
21
What do you call a skeleton that sits around all day?
A sleeping skeleton
A scarecrow
A lazy bone
A numbskull
22
Why don't bats live alone?
They like to hang out with friends
They like to live with friends
They like to fly with friends
They like to spend time with friends
