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April Fools Day Jokes no points
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April fool jokes
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1
What do you give a pig when it's sick?
a vet
a pill
oinkment
2
What do you call a smart insect?
nerd
A spelling bee
genius
3
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled Milk
fresh milk
Chocolate Milk
4
What did the burger name it's baby?
pickle
patty
sally
5
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
They look like eyes
You never see a rabbit wearing glasses
They taste funny
6
Why do teddy bears never eat?
they aren't real
they are always stuffed
they look fat
7
What side of the cow has the most spots?
Left
outside
inside
8
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
She had a head ache
It was too bright outside
Because her students were so bright
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Why did the birds fly south?
It looked fun
It was too far to walk
Because it was better
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Why do bees hum?
because they want to
because its cool
because they don't know the words
