Bad Broadway Descriptions

Bohemian Rhapsody, no relation to Queen.

Nazis and nightclubs.

Tough guys do street ballet.

Stray animals vying to get into heaven.

STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!

Cards Against Humanity, the Musical

Hamlet, but as animals.

Awkward teen is awkward but becomes less awkward after someone kills himself.

Guy is so desperate for woman, he would do anything. Even murder people and feed them to his houseplant.

A woman hallucinates about her dead son.

A divorce causes a young man to lead the FBI on a years-long manhunt all so he can wind up working with them after jail.

Man pretends to be teacher and somehow gets away with it.

A lady who is sad and pregnant.

It's all ogre now.

Transported to an odd landscape, a girl kills the first person she meets then teams up with 3 strangers to kill again.

Nazis, nuns and singing children.

Man loves woman. Woman loves man. But it's a tragedy and no one walks away happy.

Barbers, cannibalism, Victorian London, oh my!

Woman has an affair that spirals out of control and ends in murder. But there's jazz!

The one that taught us all to change who we are to be with who we love.

Man makes clothes for drag queens and it's FABULOUS!

Don't pee in the bushes or you'll die, the musical.

Two college students learn to love one another despite their differences. Oh, and one of them is green.

A milkman and his five daughters combat Soviet Russia.

Brothers write plays. One sucks at it, one is amazing at it. Shakespeare is a jerk. Eggs.

Adult man wants to marry teen girl, but two ghosts stop him.

Kids get a special tour and all die one by one...to music!

Stalker-ish singing lessons.

Unpopular girl makes friends with the popular people, then kills them because a hot guy told her to.

Baby gets thrown off train. Lots of banjos.

Sesame Street, rated R

Depressed teenagers are hormonal.

Dancing, Racism, the 1960's.

A girl’s unhealthy obsession with her mother’s sex life

The one that made AP US history a whole lot more interesting