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Periodic Table jokes
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1
Two hours later Oxygen and Magnesium are dating...
Mg2O
MgO
OMg
O2Mg
2
Oxygen and potassium went on a date....
I was KOd
they went POW
it was OP
it went OK
3
What did Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen have when they went out to eat?
BaCN
BaCoN
BCN
BLT
4
I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones
Carbon
Argon
Radon
Neon
5
Have you heard the joke about Sodium?
huh?
Na
So?
No
6
When barium, cobalt and nitrogen go out for breakfast they always eat....
CeReal
BaCoN
periodically
electrons
7
What is batman's favourite element?
Rubber
Napalm
Silver
Sodium
8
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Arsenic
Barium
Caesium
Palladium
9
When Santa clause breathes Helium he
floats away
dies
goes He He He
sounds like a little girl
10
If you were made of Copper and Tellurium, you would be
a Copter
a CuTe
a CT
a CoT
11
Oxygen got really reactive with nitrogen, but nitrogen said
NO
NO3
let's share
not again
12
Noone really likes chemistry jokes, I guess they're all
Krypton
Casesium
Bad
Boron
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How often do you like jokes about elements?
Periodically
occasionally
Every day
Never
