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Halloween Jokes
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1
What runs around a cemetery but doesn't move?
A tombstone
A vampire
A ghost
A fence
2
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he has fangs.
Because he is a pain in the neck.
Because he drinks blood.
Because he flys.
3
What does a hungry ghost want?
Ice Scream
Soup
Waffles
Sandwhiches
4
What monster makes light?
A Mummy.
A Plumpkin.
A Ghost.
A Lampire.
5
What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern?
A orange fatty.
Jacky
A plumpkin
Pumpkin
6
What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
Pop music.
Wrap music.
Mash ups.
Jazz music.
7
How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
Because he tells you.
Because of sneezing.
Because of all the coffin.
Because of his color.
8
What do birds do on Halloween?
Dress up in costumes.
Get candy.
Trick or tweet.
Fly on broomsticks.
9
What do witches use to keep their hair up?
Bobby pins
Scarespray
Ponytail holder
Hairspray
10
What type of dogs do vampires like best?
Poodle
Lab
Great Dane
Bloodhounds
11
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Babysitter
Dayscare Centers
School
Stay home
12
What kind of streets do zombies like?
Highways
Dead ends
Gravel roads
Cul de sacs
