Periodic Table Puns

Dial 911 to call a ____ when you witness a crime. 

Doctors amputated the bottom half of his leg, but they left his  ________ .

The boy scout took the lady by the arm and ____ her across the street.

A boy named Coe lost his dog Bo and as a result _____  his eyes out. 

To park here you must put a _____ in the meter. 

Cadbury's Chocolate Co.bought Mee-Yum Fortune Cookies. Now they make__ choc. fortune cookies.

"We're out of foss."he said. "Please go to the store and get some ___." 

Housewife's complaint: "On Mondays all I do is wash and _____." 

"We brought everything but the kitchen ______!" 

The gold in Pharaoh's crypt weighs exactly 1000 kg, so it became known as the ______. 

Five times two is _____. 

What language is spoken by the people of Mangan?

What is the Spanish term for yes?

Raid's slogan for their new product is "Don't go outside without your _____."

How would you welcome my friend Drogin?

A prisoner who acts in a silly manner is called a _____. 

The well-driller had bored a 10 meter hole. He found no water so he was told to ___.       

"His dog’s name is Sullivan, but we call him 'Sul'. He covers our rugs and furniture with ___."